On the latest episode of Saturday Night Live, the Property Brothers paid a visit to the White House to help realize Donald Trump’s grand vision to remodel the East Wing. “Donald has a strong eye for interior design,” explained brothers Drew and Jonathan Scott (who were both played by the evening’s host, Miles Teller).
And though Donald and Melania already made a few subtle changes (including a freshly paved Rose Garden made to look like the “outdoor seating at an Olive Garden,” and a painting of Trump as Master Chief from Halo), they gave the Property Brothers a budget of between “$350 million and infinity” and the freedom of zero permits (” I can build this ballroom with the bones of my enemy and no one would stop me,” Donald declared) to bring their dreams a reality. Among the items on Donald’s wishlist: “a ring for MMA fights” and a vibe inspired by Vladimir Putin and Jabba the Hutt. And thanks to the government shutdown, the Property Brothers could also tap into park rangers and astronauts to assist with the demolition process.
